Rapture is stupid

Goes by many names. End of the World. In a trance. The Second Coming. And acceleration, and the uniqueness of this great transformation. Armageddon, the Day of Resurrection, and the Great Awakening, and the Endtimes, the Day of Resurrection, and, for some reason, Elmer Lovebutton Puddingtop III

Whatever you call it, many believe that it comes in the year 2012. This transformation, it is. Big deal. Something unusual, which is more than what comes from ever before in any other year, and age than ever before, because it's just the way we wanted it.

I feel so far? Do you have your ticket? Of course, they were saying things like that because Jesus was knee on myths and illusory, since cavemen first scrawled alien spaceship on the wall of the cave, from the creation of the Mayan calendar cosmic, Byzantine and then wiped himself decently without leaving a nice iPhone application to explain everything. No, did not mind that now.

Indeed, from the Mayans to the Greeks and the nations that evangelical nutball, new age hippies man witch-burning, every tribe and pain, to move, to issue a final climax in the great void. Currently that is associated with a fresh feeling that 2012 pregnant women in particular and refreshing, and more explosions than in any other year so far. In fact, the catastrophe of 2012 is an idea that was floating around the collective consciousness for a long time, there just might be something to it. Do you think that?

Would you like the characters? There are signs. Global warming is accelerated, columns, no methane was blown up from the bottom of the sea in the Arctic to frighten the horse and the nature of the rebellion all angry, we're running out of maple syrup and frankincense, and whooping cranes, Adderall and those beautiful Nautilus shell, which is just all kinds of of depression. Extinctions are happening faster than I can count and we count very quickly.

Did you read that? Since it is estimated that fully 85 percent of species on Earth has not been documented, and will be born and die before many know that it existed in the first place? I have no idea how to calculate. However, it seems pretty ominous, and which, to our culture, it is often all that is needed.

The witness, moreover, states are all hovering around the full financial crisis and other anti-first tastes of freedom, liberty and uncensored access to Twitter, and the right to race past seven billion people on the planet, and not seem to understand the need to slow the birth long enough for the planet catch your breath, let alone remember where to put the damn birth control.

It gets worse. Or maybe better. Do you know all the animal species on Earth (at least partially) gay? Almost every species known to have gay sex for all sorts of reasons, many of them do not even understand most of them would shake with rage Evangelical confused? Is it true. Do not say Tea Party. Or rather, not, and watch their faces explode.

Then there is the dark matter, the fact that, along with dark energy, it makes 96 percent of the entire universe. It is well known. Can not explain. Confusing. All we know how we are made of chocolate lubricant, Tequila Blanco and invisible alien sperm and it's pouring down now vaccinate all girls named Tiffany, Caitlin and Dakota. End of the World!

My God, India and China! They are running out of water, for one thing. When completely dry alike will jump into their cars and drive a little strange to each other at high speed, causing other other chicken first, and others may be in the race and steal all your incense and / or iPod and sold Evian. I read that somewhere.